{"id":173,"date":"2008-11-04T07:58:58","date_gmt":"2008-11-04T14:58:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/?p=173"},"modified":"2008-11-04T07:58:58","modified_gmt":"2008-11-04T14:58:58","slug":"chemo-cruising","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/?p=173","title":{"rendered":"Chemo Cruising"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had a pins and needles attack at lunch in a restaurant yesterday.\u00c2\u00a0 I felt it coming on, and walked out of the door onto Flatbush, and pulled up my shirt to get some cool air.\u00c2\u00a0 This is what I do all the time.\u00c2\u00a0 But this time I got cruised.<\/p>\n<p>This crusty, trenchcoat wearing, almost homeless looking, scruffy headphone listening dude stops dead in his tracks, stares at me, and makes a grin.\u00c2\u00a0 Now if it were some hot Chelsea Muscle Boy&#8230;\u00c2\u00a0 JK.<\/p>\n<p>But seriously, I&#8217;m having a crazy pins and needles attack, and this dude is thinking &#8220;that is some hot exposed flesh.&#8221;\u00c2\u00a0 So I just turned away from him.\u00c2\u00a0 I did want to explain the whole thing&#8230;\u00c2\u00a0 He kind of kept looking for a while, then wandered off.<\/p>\n<p>It was funny. I came back into the restaurant and asked O if she had seen it.\u00c2\u00a0 And she had.\u00c2\u00a0 She pointed out that he went and took a menu so he could pretend he was doing something other than cruising me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had a pins and needles attack at lunch in a restaurant yesterday.\u00c2\u00a0 I felt it coming on, and walked out of the door onto Flatbush, and pulled up my shirt to get some cool air.\u00c2\u00a0 This is what I do all the time.\u00c2\u00a0 But this time I got cruised. This crusty, trenchcoat wearing, almost &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/?p=173\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Chemo Cruising<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[56,50],"class_list":["post-173","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily-update","tag-funny","tag-pins-and-needles"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=173"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=173"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=173"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=173"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}