{"id":180,"date":"2008-12-01T19:02:51","date_gmt":"2008-12-02T02:02:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/?p=180"},"modified":"2008-12-01T19:02:51","modified_gmt":"2008-12-02T02:02:51","slug":"new-neti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/?p=180","title":{"rendered":"New Neti"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I left my Neti at O&#8217;s Aunt&#8217;s house in the East Bay. \u00c2\u00a0So I got a new one. \u00c2\u00a0The kind they had at Rite-Aid was a little&#8230; funny looking. \u00c2\u00a0At first I was a little unsure about putting a miniature penis up my nose. BUT, it actually works a lot better than my old one.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/photo-51.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-181\" title=\"Neti Penis\" src=\"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/photo-51.jpg\" alt=\"Neti Penis\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/photo-51.jpg 640w, https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/11\/photo-51-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I left my Neti at O&#8217;s Aunt&#8217;s house in the East Bay. \u00c2\u00a0So I got a new one. \u00c2\u00a0The kind they had at Rite-Aid was a little&#8230; funny looking. \u00c2\u00a0At first I was a little unsure about putting a miniature penis up my nose. BUT, it actually works a lot better than my old one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[45],"class_list":["post-180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily-update","tag-neti-pot"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=180"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/180\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}