I got a humidifier yesterday.\u00c2\u00a0 I put about a gallon of water into the air of my little apartment, and fell asleep.<\/p>\n
When I woke up my nose was moist, if a little runny.\u00c2\u00a0 So much better than the barren desert craggy nasty bloody snot crust lesions I have spent the last two months waking up to.<\/p>\n
nice mental image, eh?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I got a humidifier yesterday.\u00c2\u00a0 I put about a gallon of water into the air of my little apartment, and fell asleep. When I woke up my nose was moist, if a little runny.\u00c2\u00a0 So much better than the barren desert craggy nasty bloody snot crust lesions I have spent the last two months waking … Continue reading I’ve never been happier about a runny nose<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[24,56,44,58,15],"class_list":["post-205","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily-update","tag-apartment","tag-funny","tag-hope","tag-lesion","tag-sleep"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=205"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/205\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=205"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=205"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=205"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}