{"id":226,"date":"2009-02-03T18:54:54","date_gmt":"2009-02-04T01:54:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/?p=226"},"modified":"2009-02-03T18:54:54","modified_gmt":"2009-02-04T01:54:54","slug":"this-is-my-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/?p=226","title":{"rendered":"This is my life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/txqiwrbYGrs&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/txqiwrbYGrs&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>I am this kid these days.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;is this going to be forever?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&lt;scream&gt;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t feel tired&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&lt;collapse&gt;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;don&#8217;t touch it!\u00c2\u00a0 don&#8217;t&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I feel funny!\u00c2\u00a0 Why is this happening to me?\u00c2\u00a0 Is this going to be forever?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am this kid these days. &#8220;is this going to be forever?&#8221; &lt;scream&gt; &#8220;I don&#8217;t feel tired&#8221; &lt;collapse&gt; &#8220;don&#8217;t touch it!\u00c2\u00a0 don&#8217;t&#8221; &#8220;I feel funny!\u00c2\u00a0 Why is this happening to me?\u00c2\u00a0 Is this going to be forever?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[56,16],"class_list":["post-226","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-metanarrative","tag-funny","tag-other-peoples-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=226"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=226"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=226"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=226"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}