{"id":228,"date":"2009-02-09T21:14:48","date_gmt":"2009-02-10T04:14:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/?p=228"},"modified":"2009-02-09T21:14:48","modified_gmt":"2009-02-10T04:14:48","slug":"epic-bowl-fail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/?p=228","title":{"rendered":"EPIC bowl fail"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/32811070@N05\/3268609388\/\" title=\"EPIC bowl fail by melanarrative, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3457\/3268609388_31d8e134e8.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" alt=\"EPIC bowl fail\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I <a href=\"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/?p=209\">broke one of my bowls b\/c I was using rubber gloves to wash my dishes<\/a>.  I found one <a href=\"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/?p=211\">for sale on ebay for $100<\/a>, and posted that image.  I was going to buy it, but then I noticed one for $40.  It looked identical.  I bought that one instead.  It arrived, and it was&#8230; miniature.  I guess you get what you pay for.  And again, with this damn broken bowl business, I remained calm, didn&#8217;t cry, didn&#8217;t get angry, didn&#8217;t let it break me.  I kept my sense of humor.  But I still need to get a replacement for the bigger bowl.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I broke one of my bowls b\/c I was using rubber gloves to wash my dishes. I found one for sale on ebay for $100, and posted that image. I was going to buy it, but then I noticed one for $40. It looked identical. I bought that one instead. It arrived, and it was&#8230; &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/?p=228\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">EPIC bowl fail<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[41],"class_list":["post-228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily-update","tag-back-to-daily-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/228\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}