{"id":260,"date":"2009-03-11T18:27:24","date_gmt":"2009-03-12T01:27:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/?p=260"},"modified":"2009-03-11T18:27:24","modified_gmt":"2009-03-12T01:27:24","slug":"the-foodz-i-has-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/?p=260","title":{"rendered":"the foodz, i has it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>my personal chef delivered today.  the food is so yummy.  i&#8217;m actually eating dinner.  i&#8217;ve been having so much trouble with that.<\/p>\n<p>it has taken me 5 years to figure out new york.  what make it hard.  what makes it easier.  who are your friends.  how to deal with all the crazy people in power.<\/p>\n<p>i think that this discovery of delivered home cooked food is one of the more recent revelations.  it is actually much less expensive than take out or deli counter food, much healthier, and everything is to my tastes.  so none of it is hurting my mouth.  its pretty amazing.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"personalchef01 by melanarrative, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/32811070@N05\/3348266870\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3624\/3348266870_06e23b5150.jpg\" alt=\"personalchef01\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"personalchef02 by melanarrative, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/32811070@N05\/3347430171\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3632\/3347430171_3c62152e64.jpg\" alt=\"personalchef02\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"personalchef03 by melanarrative, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/32811070@N05\/3348266956\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3601\/3348266956_3630d72aeb.jpg\" alt=\"personalchef03\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"personalchef04 by melanarrative, on Flickr\" href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/32811070@N05\/3348267110\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3456\/3348267110_a357242cff.jpg\" alt=\"personalchef04\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>my personal chef delivered today. the food is so yummy. i&#8217;m actually eating dinner. i&#8217;ve been having so much trouble with that. it has taken me 5 years to figure out new york. what make it hard. what makes it easier. who are your friends. how to deal with all the crazy people in power. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/?p=260\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">the foodz, i has it<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[35,49,67],"class_list":["post-260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily-update","tag-appetite","tag-food","tag-help"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=260"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":261,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/260\/revisions\/261"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}