{"id":328,"date":"2009-04-30T10:12:15","date_gmt":"2009-04-30T14:12:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/?p=328"},"modified":"2009-04-24T14:13:11","modified_gmt":"2009-04-24T18:13:11","slug":"fat-pants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/?p=328","title":{"rendered":"Fat Pants"},"content":{"rendered":"

I finally fit into my fattest pants. <\/p>\n

I had to buy new fatter pants, but these are the biggest pants I had previously. I almost got rid of them several times, b\/c they were falling off of me. Now they are quite tight, but I can zip and button them.<\/p>\n

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I finally fit into my fattest pants. I had to buy new fatter pants, but these are the biggest pants I had previously. I almost got rid of them several times, b\/c they were falling off of me. Now they are quite tight, but I can zip and button them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[52,64,13],"class_list":["post-328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily-update","tag-endurance","tag-light-at-the-end-of-the-tunnel","tag-side-effects"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=328"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":329,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328\/revisions\/329"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}