{"id":344,"date":"2009-05-13T09:12:34","date_gmt":"2009-05-13T13:12:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/?p=344"},"modified":"2009-05-11T22:13:52","modified_gmt":"2009-05-12T02:13:52","slug":"finger-condoms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/?p=344","title":{"rendered":"Finger Condoms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>err&#8230; they call them &#8220;Finger Cots&#8221; and they are kind of tacky on the outside (unlike condoms).  (tx mom&#8230;!)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/32811070@N05\/3524253160\/\" title=\"little condoms by melanarrative, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3015\/3524253160_2e83b3c210.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"little condoms\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>err&#8230; they call them &#8220;Finger Cots&#8221; and they are kind of tacky on the outside (unlike condoms). (tx mom&#8230;!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[56],"class_list":["post-344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily-update","tag-funny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=344"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":345,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/344\/revisions\/345"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}