{"id":403,"date":"2009-06-15T10:58:54","date_gmt":"2009-06-15T14:58:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/?p=403"},"modified":"2009-06-13T15:13:59","modified_gmt":"2009-06-13T19:13:59","slug":"i-had-an-itch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/?p=403","title":{"rendered":"I had an itch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/32811070@N05\/3622998226\/\" title=\"I had an itch by melanarrative, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/farm4.static.flickr.com\/3335\/3622998226_a41bac80ba.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" alt=\"I had an itch\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>So I scratched it.  Really hard.  I didn&#8217;t even notice it.  My fingernails are so thin they are like razor blades.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I scratched it. Really hard. I didn&#8217;t even notice it. My fingernails are so thin they are like razor blades.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[51,6,13,68],"class_list":["post-403","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily-update","tag-anxiety","tag-melanoma","tag-side-effects","tag-skin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=403"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":404,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/403\/revisions\/404"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=403"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=403"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=403"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}