{"id":67,"date":"2008-09-18T19:57:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-19T02:57:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/?p=67"},"modified":"2008-09-18T19:57:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-19T02:57:00","slug":"the-oracle-of-no-speaks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/?p=67","title":{"rendered":"The Oracle of No Speaks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And it always says &#8220;NO&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/?p=33\">The oracle<\/a> sent me this magic photoshop file.\u00c2\u00a0 All I have to do is ask it, and it will tell me the answer.\u00c2\u00a0 And the answer will magically be the same: &#8220;NO.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/oracle.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-68\" title=\"oracle\" src=\"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/oracle.jpg\" alt=\"The Oracle of No\" width=\"500\" height=\"331\" srcset=\"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/oracle.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/07\/oracle-300x198.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And it always says &#8220;NO&#8221; The oracle sent me this magic photoshop file.\u00c2\u00a0 All I have to do is ask it, and it will tell me the answer.\u00c2\u00a0 And the answer will magically be the same: &#8220;NO.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[41,36,25,27,22],"class_list":["post-67","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-daily-update","tag-back-to-daily-life","tag-blog","tag-fatigue","tag-friends","tag-telling-people"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=67"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=67"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=67"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/melanarrative.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=67"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}