What’s in a word OR Eating the Cancer

Yesterday I went to a Naturopathic Doctor who works at the Complementary Medicine center at the Cancer hospital I’m getting treatment at.  My mother pushed for it.  I didn’t really care, though felt like I should do my due dilligence.  My father was not consulted.

There are a few strong memories I have about my father when I was young, especially discussing medicine.

My favorite was when my father was drinking a coca-cola while driving, and in all earnestness I told him not to drink and drive.  I really thought that was what all those advertisements were telling me.  He thought that was a hoot.  I’m smiling writing this.

I also remember asking him what a “shrink” was, and he explained that a psychologist was someone who talked to people about their emotions, that a psychiatrist was someone who went to medical school and proscribed drugs for people, and a psychoanalyst was for people who believed in some out of fashion ideas that someone named Freud believed in.  He didn’t tell me what those ideas were, for fear I would kill him and run off w/ mom (LOL); I didn’t hear about them until we read Oedipus Tyrannos in 9th grade and our teacher had to explain to our dumbfounded class of 15 year olds that this Freud guy really did think everyone wanted to off their dad to get their mom.  And some other stuff…

Anyway, the real story here is when I asked him what a Naturopath was.  Or maybe I asked what a Chiropractor was.  Either way, the answer was pretty definitive: A Dentist is someone who did not get into Medical School, a Podiatrist is someone who did not get into Dental Schoool, a Chiropractor is someone who did not get into Podiatry school, and a Naturopath…  don’t get me started.  It was something like that.  So typical of an MD.  To be fair, I think my father has mellowed out a little bit about these issues over the past 20 years, but he is still an MD.

So we went to see the Naturopath yesterday morning.  His only availability was at 8:30.  One of the first things he said was “you look shell shocked.”  True, true.  He was kind of funny, and personable.  He asked me to give him the history of my cancer.  Then he told me about his experience with cancer: he was a 32 year old filmmaker and he was diagnosed with testicular cancer.  His experience beating cancer and dealing with the MD world inspired him to go back and become a Naturopathic Doctor to help people make it through cancer treatment.

He gave me a couple of supplements: some “pro-biotic” that replaces all the good stuff in my digestive tract that the drugs remove, so I can have “good poops” as he said. (grinning.)  And he gave me some flower essence drops that supposedly help reduce anxiety.

But what he really gave me were a couple of ideas.  Pointing at his head, he said “Its all up here.  Either you eat the Cancer or it eats you.”  He said several variations of that idea.

What really made it click was when he said “You know, if it makes it easier for you to think about it this way, Interferon isn’t really chemo; it is an immune system stimulant.  It works on completely different principles.”

So here we were again, back at the is it or isn’t it chemo.  But this time I found that thinking of it as NOT chemo made it something I could digest and move on.  I’ve been feeling better since then; emotionally and physically.  Maybe it is just that point in the treatment where I have built up enough tolerance for the drug that I can deal.  Maybe I am beginning to learn how to eat the cancer.

Some of the ways people responded to me telling them about my cancer

I have observed that there are generally four ways in which people responded to learning about my cancer.  There are variations, and exceptions, and etc.  But these are some generalizations that seem to hold true most of the time.

1. What their mother told them to say.

which goes something like this: “I’m so sorry to hear about your diagnosis. If there is anything I can do, just let me know.”  Sometimes it includes a line about how their mother, uncle, friend has also survived some kind of cancer, though usually people tell you that in person.

I don’t hold it against them; it is a scary topic, and they are clearly scared.  they would rather that it had not entered into their circle of life, but having entered they have to acknowledge it.

People who say what their mother told them to say almost never visit, almost never offer any real help, and never really talk about it again.

2. Honest speechlessness

The most honest responses have been the ones where people say that they don’t know what to say.  Something like this: “i don’t know what to say. i’ve been thinking about you a lot this weekend, and i have no idea how to go about this, or what to say so i dont sound insensitive or cliche or weird. so i just wanted to tell you, “i’ve been thinking about you a lot this weekend”

3. The Medical Professional

This has only happened once or twice, but it comes exclusively from trained medical professionals, and it goes something like this: “Your experience with this disease is unique, and only you can know what this period of suffering has been like, but I wanted to reach out to you to express my respect and support for you.”

4. The Pragmatist

The pragmatist says one thing: “When can I come over and what can I bring.”

Diagnosis: Invasive Malignant Melanoma

I am writing this to help me remember what has happened to me. One of the most amazing things about trauma is its ability to erase memory.  I’m sure it is a Darwinian survival mechanism.  If you dwell too much on terrible things that have been done to you, you will never be whole again.

But these four months have changed so much about me that if I do not reckon with what has happened to me I might not understand whom I have become

On February 22nd, 2008 I received my diagnosis of Invasive Malignant Melanoma, the bad kind of skin cancer.

It was snowing out.

I left my dermatologist and trudged through the greying snow berms of TriBeCa to the offices of a fancy non-for-profit art organization for a meeting about their website.  They have a big website that had a lot of problems, and they wanted my web design collaborator and I to redo it.  Or at least tell them how we would, and how much it would cost.

Straight out of the drs appt I walked into this business meeting for the largest site I had ever bid on, and totally rocked the meeting.  I was totally on point.  I answered every question the right way.  I dropped all the right references.  Made them totally reassured about the right things.  And they had no qualms when we told them it was going to cost $100-125K for their site redesign.

Two weeks later we found out the director wanted us to do it, but their board wanted to go w/ some other more mainstream “firm.”  While it was dissapointing, it was a blessing in disguise.  Because I had Melanoma.

So despite my diagnosis, I held it together.  I rode the train back uptown with my collaborator, got off at the same stop, but turned in different directions, as he went back to his appartment, and I went to the studio.

I held it together until I arrived at the studio.  then i fell apart.

I walked in, stunned, and SL immediately asked me what happened.  “Was Dallas that bad?” referring to a conference I had been at the previous three days.  And I told him.  He was the first person I told.  I think I said “I don’t even know how to say this… I was just told I have Melanoma.”  He made some perfect jokes about cancer that I forget – he has a great way of using humor as a healing mechanism.  And told me that his wife’s mother was diagnosed with Melanoma twenty years ago, and is still alive and well.

I sat down and wrote this email to my parents, my brother S, my roommate P, my good friend X and the woman I was seeing K:

i’ve been having a rly shitty 36hrs.

my flight was cancelled out of dallas.  i had to sprint through the airport in houston.  this time i made the flight, and when i sat down in my seat, the phone rang.  it was my dermatologist’s assistant asking me to come in as soon as possible to speak w/ the derm about the lab results from the supposed blood blister he removed on my right calf.  i asked him to specify, but he said that the dr wanted to speak to me in person.

so i spent much of the flight having horrific visions of me as a chemo patient.  at the same time knowing that was really fatalistic for skin cancer.  but also knowing that i am not stupid, and that the results were most likely skin cancer.

and then when i got off the plane, i got a msg from my lawyer saying that the condo plan was going to be approved in the next day or so.  He had been trading phone calls with the atty gnrl to slow it down two or three days so as to make it go past march 1st, but that was not going to be possible.  to remind, march 1st is the day after which i am on a new lease in the apt w/o J on it.  this is significant, b/c it reduces her claim to a right to purchase the apt.

great, right?  double whammy.  spent the evening in a daze.  not sure whether to email about everything, or not.  whether to talk about the fear of cancer, or not…

yeah, so went into the dr today. yeah, so it was a malignant melanoma.  “i have cancer.”  weird, right?

it was “Clarks Level 3” of 5.  The depth was 1.88mm. Less than 1mm lymph node biopsy is not needed.  More than 3mm, and you go straight to chemo.  There was no ulceration, which means that it didn’t break the upper reaches of the skin, or something like that, which it has to do to spread to the lymph nodes.  So, it could be worse, could be better.

i have apt on monday w/ melanoma specialist who will excise a moderate sized chunk of my right calf, and send me to a different specialist who will biopsy my lymph nodes. if the sentinel nodes (back of knee, groin) are clear, then i watch carefully for two years and am a new man.  if they are not clear, then there is “other stuff.”

at one point i asked him whether i was going to die.  it is weird to ask that question.  he said that people do die from this, but that it was unlikely in my case, and that regardless it was too soon to speak about percentages and outcomes. i have to wait for results from lymph node biopsy.

so here i am at the studio.

i just arrived.

im ready to go home.

i haven’t cried yet, but it will happen.  still a little shell shocked.

m